Favorite Quotes

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer - Unknown, but proven to be true in my experience!

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I believe two things to be infinite: the universe, and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Try not to become a man of success, but a man of value.- Albert Einstein

...a wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government. - Thomas Jefferson

Whoo! I've got to get me one o' these! - Will Smith, Independence Day (movie)

People who are unfit for all other positions, will be immediately promoted to management. - Unknown

I'm not quite dead yet! - Monty Python

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! - Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride (movie)

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Unknown

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on - Tupac

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out; it's the grain of sand in your shoe. - Robert W. Service

No matter how good looking she is, some guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit! - Unknown

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Incorrectly attributed to Benjamin Franklin

Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for what I am not! - Kurt Cobain

Sometimes, no matter how hard he tries, there are some things a man can't succeed at, because the forces around him are stronger than he is. - Steven Brust

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the PSYCHO for the rest of your life! - Unknown

I didn't understand how they could have embarked on this plan without recognizing the consequences. Like everything else I'd seen at Xymos, it was jerry-built, half-baked, concocted in a hurry to solve the present problems and never a thought to the future. That might be typical corporate thinking when you were under the gun, but with technologies like these it was dangerous as hell. - Michael Crichton

They didn't understand what they were doing. I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race. - Michael Crichton

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allen Poe

I approve of this level and type of unmedicated insanity. - Tarman (Elite: Dangerous forum user)

Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed by a lie. - Russian Proverb

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia. - George Orwell

A lot of people give up just before they're about to make it. You know, you never know when that next obsticle is going to be the last one- Chuck Norris

It takes less courage to criticize the decisions of others than to stand by your own. - Atilla the Hun

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist the facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. Its about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Laughter is the best medicine, and the cool thing is you can't OD and the refills are free! - Rob Paulsen, voice actor (Pinky, Yakko)

Why do people measure life by the years, instead of how good the years were? - Gabriel Iglesias

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. - Albert Einstein

I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them. - Mario Puzo

Beauty can be a great blessing, or a great curse, depending on how you use it. But it should never be something to be embarrassed of. - Skyler Ramirez